Buy “Do It With A Nerd” & “JizzCon” T-shirts: bit.ly Lyrics below! Thanks to Chelsea Wallace – Twitter.com New videos every Wednesday. Subscribe. (Re-uploaded to fix the Spock line) Follow Joe on Twitter: Twitter.com Add Joe on Facebook: Facebook.com Directed & Shot by Matt Friedman – YouTube.com Next Wednesday: Joe Goes RENN FAIRE BadgeofShameComedy.com Lyrics: OKAY LADIES WHY DON’T YOU QUIT IT WITH THE JOCKS AND HANG OUT WITH SOME CAPTAIN PICARDS AND MR. SPOCKS WE MIGHT NOT HAVE MUSCLES, WE MIGHT HAVE BALD SPOTS BUT LET ME HIT THAT P@##&, LET’S OPEN SCHROEDINGER’S BOX! YEAH…YOU DON’T GET IT YOU CAN GOOGLE IT I AM TOO SMART TO EVER DO SOME STUPID $&%’ PASS ME A RUBICK’S CUBE. I CAN SOLVE IT SUPER QUICK. POP THE PIMPLES ON MY FACE – THE PUS ACTS AS A LUBRICANT! YEAH…IT’S PRETTY NICE BEING ME I ROLL JUST LIKE THE DICE ON D&D BOOKS AROUND ME, THAT’S A KICK-ASS HABITAT RIDE MY SANDWORM LIKE THE KWISATZ HADERACH! YEAH, GIRL WE CAN GO TO AZEROTH BUT I THINK I’D RATHER TAP THAT ASSEROTH COME ON, GIRL, WE CAN GO TO BLIZZCON TAKE MY PANTS OFF, TURN IT INTO JIZZCON YEAH…I’M BIG LIKE DARK MATTER I AM PART OF ANONYMOUS, A FIVE STAR HACKER WE CAN COSPLAY, AND WE MIGHT LARP AFTER LET ME TAKE MY PENIS OUT OF ITS MYLAR WRAPPER! I SAID OH, GIRL, YOU WANNA TOUCH MY JUNK WHY DON’T YOU DO IT WITH A NERD? (DO IT WITH A NERD) OH, GIRL, YOU WANNA LEVEL UP WHY DON’T YOU DO IT WITH A NERD? (DO IT WITH A NERD) BLOW ON MY CARTRIDGE (DO IT WITH A NERD) RIDE ON MY SANDWORM (DO IT WITH A NERD …